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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 124

Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 124

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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 124



I’m the 47-Pound Raccoon That Goes Through Your Trash Every Thanksgiving, and I’ve Decided to Stay Home This Year
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
You may not remember extending an invitation, but the untouched casserole Larry threw out the window when you weren’t looking did all the talking.

The Art of the Memoir by Donald J. Trump
by MICHAEL MAIELLO
Chapter 3- Growing Up: My Dad was a Nazi, and if you’d asked me when I was a boy if that would help me relate to people, I’d have said “no.” But, as it turns out, “yes.”

What to Do When Your Screaming Autocrat Won’t Leave the White House
by EMILY GREENBERG
Offer a choice. This will make him feel like he has some say in the matter, even though he doesn’t. “On the way home, do you want us to keep counting the votes in Pennsylvania or stop counting them?”

Future Reality Shows for The Post Presidency Trumps to Appear On
by PAUL LANDER
Criminal Double Jeopardy, Lame Duck Dynasty, The Bigliest Sore Loser, and more!

Fun Tips To Shaving Your Dad’s Back
by KIT LIVELY
Needing to earn a bit of extra money on the side? Scoop up the latest batch of your dad’s back-hair trimmings and sell to your stepmother for use in her collection of ex-husband voodoo dolls.

#AnimalSitcoms
JOKE DEPT.
Laverne & Squirrelly, Stork and Mindy, Fresh Off The Goat, and more #animalsitcoms on this week’s trending joke game!

Cartoons by
DAVID OSTOW & DAN SALOMON,
DREW PANCKERI, and BOB ECKSTEIN

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