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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 129 PDF

Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 129 PDF

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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 129

Some Blunt Feedback from Your Therapist’s Cat During Telehealth 2020
by ALICIA OLTUSKI
I hope that you are faring alright during this difficult time, though I know from observing your telehealth therapy sessions for eight weeks, that you are not. I have some feedback that might be of help. It also might not be of help. I will begin now.

I Sure Picked the Right Year to Get Trapped in this Luscious 18th Century Armoire
by JACOB NAKSHIAN
The situation wasn’t ideal, but then again I didn’t have to pretend that a Zoom happy hour was a fulfilling experience. I’ll stick with projecting personalities onto the handful of winter coats I own, thank you very much.

Truly Terrible Ways To Santa-Proof Your Home
by KIT LIVELY
Santa means well, but let’s face it, he probably spreads the coronavirus just as readily as Christmas joy; there’s no way that those elves practice social distancing in those tiny toy-making sweatshops.

Fired and 14 Other Potential Magazine Covers for Trump
by PAUL LANDER
Creeple, Trolling Stoned, Poor Sports Illustrated, and more!

Jolene Sings “Vaccine” to the Tune of Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” to Dolly Parton Herself!
by GARY M. ALMETER
I’m begging Dolly for just one inoculation / Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine / I’m sorry I used your man for copulation

#GrinchAGameShow
JOKE DEPT.
Steal Or No Steal, Card Farts, Manson Family Feud, and more #GrinchAGameShow on this week’s trending joke game!

Cartoons by
MICHAEL SHAW, RON HAUGE, PETER KUPER,
and GRAYSON GIBBS

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