Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 325
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Issue 325
Various Other GOP Conspiracy Theories About Taylor Swift
by KIT LIVELY
In desperation, members of the non-mutant community sent this teenage girl back in time to influence the early actions of the future President Swift.
Song Titles From Ben Shapiro’s Forthcoming Rap Album Am I Cool Now
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
With songs like “I Like Rap Now (But Not Black People)” “America Is Racist (Against White Men)” “I Am 40 Years Old and Scared of the Dark” And more!
I’m a Horse, and I Never Asked to Be Anyone’s Therapist
by KATY MAIOLATESI
Riding me is one thing, but when people want to disclose their most depraved thoughts I’m like, “Whoa whoa whoa! Maybe we should get to know each other a bit first!”
Chip Happens: Unexpected Neuralink Side Effects
by J.K. RADOMSKI
You discover that your brain is mining Dogecoin while you sleep.
Millennials Are Doing Fine Which is Why We Are Tweeting Cries For Help at Sesame Street Characters
by MEG REID
As for me personally, I'll be even better as soon as Bert and Ernie answer the 117 posts I’ve made since yesterday begging them to adopt me as an adult...
How to Escape From Prison
by JAKE TUPITZA
Dig. This is the tried and true method. An American classic. All you need is a spoon, some elbow grease and a heart full of dreams.
#DogSitcoms
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
The Howlmooners, Barks and Recreation, Fleas Company, and more #DogSitcoms on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Vaughan Tomlinson, Rachelle Meyer, Sara Harvey-Patrick.
Issue 325
Various Other GOP Conspiracy Theories About Taylor Swift
by KIT LIVELY
In desperation, members of the non-mutant community sent this teenage girl back in time to influence the early actions of the future President Swift.
Song Titles From Ben Shapiro’s Forthcoming Rap Album Am I Cool Now
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
With songs like “I Like Rap Now (But Not Black People)” “America Is Racist (Against White Men)” “I Am 40 Years Old and Scared of the Dark” And more!
I’m a Horse, and I Never Asked to Be Anyone’s Therapist
by KATY MAIOLATESI
Riding me is one thing, but when people want to disclose their most depraved thoughts I’m like, “Whoa whoa whoa! Maybe we should get to know each other a bit first!”
Chip Happens: Unexpected Neuralink Side Effects
by J.K. RADOMSKI
You discover that your brain is mining Dogecoin while you sleep.
Millennials Are Doing Fine Which is Why We Are Tweeting Cries For Help at Sesame Street Characters
by MEG REID
As for me personally, I'll be even better as soon as Bert and Ernie answer the 117 posts I’ve made since yesterday begging them to adopt me as an adult...
How to Escape From Prison
by JAKE TUPITZA
Dig. This is the tried and true method. An American classic. All you need is a spoon, some elbow grease and a heart full of dreams.
#DogSitcoms
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
The Howlmooners, Barks and Recreation, Fleas Company, and more #DogSitcoms on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Vaughan Tomlinson, Rachelle Meyer, Sara Harvey-Patrick.